The Western Show:
Sheriff Shooter Faces A Choice
Needed – Dangerous Dan (An Outlaw), Sheriff Shooter, Granny
Ethel (Bank Teller), Deputy Darrell, Ears Mouse & Stanley Sheep (The 2 Zany
Scene 1: Black curtains.
(Lights Fade Up)
(Ears And Stanley Sheep Enter)
Good evening everyone. Today we have a very special show for you.
It’s called “The Western Show: Sheriff Shooter Faces A Choice.”
It’s the coolest show ever! It’s got fog, pyro,
What Stanley?! I’m trying to introduce the show!
Ears, there’s no pryo or lasers……… Maybe fog……..
But, Rodney told me there’d be pyro!
Rabbit’s Voice: Sorry Ears!
(Looking Backstage) No sorry about
it! You made me look stupid in front of everyone!
Ears, turn around and let’s start the show…..
Fine………. And now we present to you…….
“The Western Show: Sheriff Shooter Faces A Choice!”
(Lights Fade As Ears And Stanley Exit)
Scene 2: Bank Interior.
(Lights Fade Up On Granny Ethel Behind The Teller Counter,
Stuffing A Bag With Money. Dangerous Dan Is On The Other Side, With His Gun
Pointed At Her.)
Dan: Hurry up! Old Hag! I ain’t gots all day!
Bag With Money) You’ll never get away with this!
Dan: Oh, yeah?! Just watch me……. (Grabs Bag Of Money And Exits Quickly)
Ethel: (Looks up)
Lord, Convict him……………..
Scene 3: Bank Interior.
(Sheriff Shooter Enters, Greeted By Granny Ethel)
Ethel: Oh, Sheriff, thank goodness you came so quickly!
Shooter: I came as fast as I could Miss Ethel. Do you know
the name of who robbed you?
Ethel: Oh, I absolutely do! You know him too. You’ve
been after him for years!
Shooter: Dangerous Dan?
Ethel: Yes, Siree.
Shooter: Well, how much did he steal from your bank this
time, Granny Ethel?
Ethel: I’d say about 5,200. Please catch him this time.
If I lose 4,200 more, I’ll have to shut down.
Shooter: Miss Ethel, you won’t have to shut down. I’ll get
him this time.
Scene 4: Sheriff Shooter’s Office.
(Deputy Darrell Is Sitting At Sheriff Shooter’s Desk Asleep)
(Sheriff Shooter Enters)
Shooter: (As He
Darrell: (Screams, Jumps, And Falls To The Ground)
Shooter: Deputy, you lazy bum, get up and get ta work!
Darrell: (As He Stands Up) Get to work doing what, sir? We have no
Shooter: The bank’s been robbed.
Darrell: Again?! How many times has it been robbed this
Shooter: 5. But, that’s better than this time last year.
Darrell: Yeah….. By this time last year it had been
robbed 20 times.
Ha, Ha, Ha……… You should be a comedian……
Darrell: (As They Exit) You Really think so?
(Continue With Act 2 OR Use Alternate Ending)
Voice: To be continued……….
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