The Western Show:

Sheriff Shooter Faces A Choice

Puppets
Needed – Dangerous Dan (An Outlaw), Sheriff Shooter, Granny
Ethel (Bank Teller), Deputy Darrell, Ears Mouse & Stanley Sheep (The 2 Zany
Co-hosts).

 

-Act
1-

 

Scene 1: Black curtains.

 

(Lights Fade Up)

 

(Ears And Stanley Sheep Enter)

 

Ears:
Good evening everyone. Today we have a very special show for you.

 

Stanley:
It’s called “The Western Show: Sheriff Shooter Faces A Choice.”

 

Ears:
It’s the coolest show ever! It’s got fog, pyro,
lasers………..

 

Stanley:
Uh, Ears???

 

Ears:
What Stanley?! I’m trying to introduce the show!

 

Stanley:
Ears, there’s no pryo or lasers……… Maybe fog……..

 

Ears:
But, Rodney told me there’d be pyro!

 

Rodney
Rabbit’s Voice: Sorry Ears!

 

Ears:
(Looking Backstage) No sorry about
it! You made me look stupid in front of everyone!

 

Stanley:
Ears, turn around and let’s start the show…..

 

Ears:
Fine………. And now we present to you…….

 

Both:
“The Western Show: Sheriff Shooter Faces A Choice!”

 

(Lights Fade As Ears And Stanley Exit)

 

Scene 2: Bank Interior.

 

(Lights Fade Up On Granny Ethel Behind The Teller Counter,
Stuffing A Bag With Money. Dangerous Dan Is On The Other Side, With His Gun
Pointed At Her.)

Dangerous
Dan: Hurry up! Old Hag! I ain’t gots all day!

Granny
Ethel: (Stuffing
Bag With Money) You’ll never get away with this!

 

Dangerous
Dan: Oh, yeah?! Just watch me……. (Grabs Bag Of Money And Exits Quickly)

 

Granny
Ethel: (Looks up)
Lord, Convict him……………..

 

(Lights Out)

 

Scene 3: Bank Interior.

 

(Lights On)

 

(Sheriff Shooter Enters, Greeted By Granny Ethel)

 

Granny
Ethel: Oh, Sheriff, thank goodness you came so quickly!

 

Sheriff
Shooter: I came as fast as I could Miss Ethel. Do you know
the name of who robbed you?

 

Granny
Ethel: Oh, I absolutely do! You know him too. You’ve
been after him for years!

 

Sheriff
Shooter: Dangerous Dan?

 

Granny
Ethel: Yes, Siree.

 

Sheriff
Shooter: Well, how much did he steal from your bank this
time, Granny Ethel?

 

Granny
Ethel: I’d say about 5,200. Please catch him this time.
If I lose 4,200 more, I’ll have to shut down.

 

Sheriff
Shooter: Miss Ethel, you won’t have to shut down. I’ll get
him this time.

 

(Lights Out)

 

Scene 4: Sheriff Shooter’s Office.

 

(Lights On)

 

(Deputy Darrell Is Sitting At Sheriff Shooter’s Desk Asleep)

 

(Sheriff Shooter Enters)

 

Sheriff
Shooter: (As He
Enters) Deputy!

 

Deputy
Darrell: (Screams, Jumps, And Falls To The Ground)

 

Sheriff
Shooter: Deputy, you lazy bum, get up and get ta work!

 

Deputy
Darrell: (As He Stands Up) Get to work doing what, sir? We have no
prisoners!

 

Sheriff
Shooter: The bank’s been robbed.

 

Deputy
Darrell: Again?! How many times has it been robbed this
year?

 

Sheriff
Shooter: 5. But, that’s better than this time last year.

 

Deputy
Darrell: Yeah….. By this time last year it had been
robbed 20 times.

 

Sheriff
Shooter: (Sarcastically)
Ha, Ha, Ha……… You should be a comedian……

 

Deputy
Darrell: (As They Exit) You Really think so?

 

(Lights Out)

 

(Continue With Act 2 OR Use Alternate Ending)

 

Alternate Ending:

 

Ears’
Voice: To be continued……….

 

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