God Doesn’t Have A Phone Number?!

God Doesn’t Have A Phone Number?!

Things Needed- Milo Monster (A Sesame Street Looking Character), Phone Book.

 

(Milo Is On Stage, Looking Through A Phone Book Open To The G’s)

 

Milo: Gentry….. No….. God’s Desire Church…… No……. Godfrey…… No…. Where’s God’s phone number?! (Slaps Phone Book Shut)

Milo: Teacher!!!!!!!!! Where are you, Teacher?! Teacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Teacher: (Enters)Milo, why are you screaming and yelling?!

 

Milo: Because, I’ve got ta tell ya somefing……

 

Teacher: What do you have to tell me?

 

Milo: You need to call the people who made this phone book.

 

Teacher: Why do you say that, Milo?

 

Milo: They made a BIG mess up!

 

Teacher: What’s the BIG mess up?

 

Milo: They didn’t put God’s phone number in it!

 

Teacher: Milo, they didn’t mess up.

 

Milo: What?! Did God switch to E-mail?

 

Teacher: No. The only way you can get a hold of God is P-R-A-Y-E-R.

 

Milo: Oh……… So God texts?!

 

Teacher: No. Prayer. It’s the only way you can talk to God. People have prayed to God for thousands of years.

 

Milo: Oh…… So it’s the only way you can talk to God, and it’ll never change?

 

Teacher: Right. With prayer, you don’t have to upgrade every time something new comes around. Because it’ll never change.

 

Milo: There’s no call-waiting is there?

 

Teacher: No, you don’t have to wait to talk to God. You can talk to Him anytime, anywhere.

 

Milo: Good! Cause I’ve gotta talk to Him wright now!

 

Teacher: What about?

 

Milo: Somebody stole my bike! And I’m gonna ask God if He’ll have somebody steal their bike!

 

Teacher: No, Milo, why don’t you ask God to help you find it?

 

Milo: Or maybe I can ask him for a new one!

 

Teacher: Milo, remember….. God doesn’t have a phone number….

 

Milo: Yeah…… The only way you can talk to God is prwayer! Well, I’ve gotta go….. Bye!

 

Teacher: Bye, Milo.

 

(Milo Exits)

 

Teacher: Okay, Kids…………………. (Go On With Lesson / Show)

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