Children Are Quick

Children Are Quick
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here. (Why not wait for him?)

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.(Incorrect instructions?)

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O. (hummmm a wrong preposition)

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! (Definetly!)

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are. (it is logical no?)

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’ (Just wait until the end)

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand….. (Caution!)

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook. (Not your case?)

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!)

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher (Wrong question?)

PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.